My father never went to college so it was really important I go to college. After college, I called him long distance and said, now what?
My dad didn’t know, so he said get a job.
When I got a job and turned twenty-five, long distance, I said, now what? My dad didn’t know, so he said, get married.
I’m a thirty-year-old boy, and I’m wondering if another woman is really the answer I need.